Daytona Food

Kinja'd!!! "Shoop" (shoopdawoop993)
01/27/2018 at 18:18 • Filed to: Food, Not a Car

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One onion, one potato, one sausage, one pat of butter, one splash of olive oil, half a broccoli, and 10-12 minutes or so. Cover and flip when ever. Diet food!

I home alone attempting to cook for the first time and honestly didnt think cooking was this easy. I guess if retards like me have been successfully doing it for thousands of years it cant be that hard.

If i would change anything i would have added a pepper or two, may some hot sauce, but definitely some pepper and some salt.


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! Nauraushaun > Shoop
01/27/2018 at 18:36

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h-how much butter?


Kinja'd!!! Shoop > Nauraushaun
01/27/2018 at 18:44

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Apat? thats like half an inch from a stick.

Maybe thats 2 pats


Kinja'd!!! BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Shoop
01/27/2018 at 18:47

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Pls gib.


Kinja'd!!! AntiSpeed > Shoop
01/27/2018 at 18:55

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Is that a metric pat or imperial pat?


Kinja'd!!! Shoop > AntiSpeed
01/27/2018 at 18:58

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The imperial pat is obviously much bigger


Kinja'd!!! TorqueToYield > Shoop
01/27/2018 at 20:27

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Slice the sausage next time, add it first with a bit of the oil, brown it, cook veggies in sausage fat.

If you want to really get fancy add a bit of white wine or beer after the sausage has been browned to ‘deglaze’ the pan, meaning scrape up all the delicious brown bits the liquid released, and create a bit of sauce in the process.


Kinja'd!!! Shoop > TorqueToYield
01/27/2018 at 20:29

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Wont that make the sausage all dry?


Kinja'd!!! Shoop > TorqueToYield
01/28/2018 at 06:58

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Also wont the potatoes get all soggy?


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Shoop
01/28/2018 at 17:06

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Sausage FTW.